Dear KouhaiSparrow:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're emotional enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the incarnation as an eskimo.

Go burn,
Cheesefred.

Amuris's letter meme, cuz it's fun and i'm bored.

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